🚨 Now In Stock at Obscure Auto Barn: Three Machines That Shouldn't Exist (But Absolutely Do) 🚨
Here at Obscure Auto Barn, we don’t play by the rules. We burn them, throw them in the carburetor, and use the ashes to polish valve covers.
This week, three new legends have rolled into the yard. Each one is built for the bold, the brave, and the slightly unhinged. Whether you're chasing gravel ghosts, punching holes in the ozone with open headers, or redefining what a BMW should be — we’ve got something for you.
🏕 2013 Ford Mustang GT Overland Edition
“Don’t get stuck in the gravy.”
What happens when you take a Coyote-powered muscle car, lift it sky-high, and tell it to go find itself in the woods? You get this: the 2013 Mustang GT Overland Edition. Built to climb mountains, blast sand dunes, and still look good doing 70 through the Starbucks drive-thru.
Sitting on 34” Nitto Trail Grapplers, bolted to a long-travel suspension setup, this Mustang doesn’t just dabble in dirt — it lives there. A Baja-style front bumper, roof-mounted spotlights, and a full rooftop tent let you camp anywhere from Death Valley to the top of a CVS.
Under the hood? A snarling 5.0L V8 ready to throw mud and move earth. It’s seen the Appalachian Trail, survived Drag N’ Drive, howled through Watkins Glen, peered into the Grand Canyon, and even conquered the top of a KFC bucket. (You had to be there.)
It’s not a crossover. It’s not a Jeep. It’s not reasonable. And that’s why it’s perfect.
👉 Come see it before it climbs back into the wild.
💥 2004 Subaru WRX – V8 Frankenstein Edition
“The Vape Slayer.”
Some folks call the Subaru WRX the muscle car of Japan. They are… deeply incorrect. But that didn’t stop us from making it true.
Introducing our 2004 WRX, now powered by an old-school carbureted Chevy small block that's so raw and loud it might summon Dale Earnhardt's ghost if you rev it hard enough. No LS swap here — that’s for TikTok clout-chasers. We did it old school. Cast iron. Loud cams. No traction control. Just violence and vibes.
The engine block sticks out of the hood like a war crime. Out back, there’s a wing so massive, you’ll need a spoiler license to drive it. And yes — it still has AWD. Mostly.
This is not a car for your local Subaru meet. This is a car for terrifying Hellcats in a straight line and confusing everyone at Cars & Coffee.
🚬 Disclaimer: Will not pass emissions. Will pass everything else.
🔥 2024 BMW Z4 M Competition Coupe (aka: The Clown Shoe from Hell)
“It’s not a Z4. It’s the Z4.”
Behold: the unholy union of a Z4, M2, and M3, forged in anger and tuned with pure Bavarian spite. The 2024 Z4 M Competition is what happens when BMW finally lets the engineers win an argument in the boardroom.
Under the hood? A 543-horsepower inline-six spitting out 479 lb-ft of torque like it’s mad at the pavement. Widebody fenders. Carbon accents. Dual mid-exit exhausts that snarl like a chainsaw with feelings.
It handles like an M2. Accelerates like an M3. Looks like something drawn in detention by a 14-year-old who just discovered horsepower.
Yes, it’s a coupe. Yes, it’s built off a Z4 platform. And yes, it's the spiritual successor to the legendary Clown Shoe — only this time, it skipped the clown college and enrolled straight into the Nürburgring Fight Club.
This is not the car you settle for. This is the car you stay awake dreaming about, then wake up and call us before someone else beats you to it.
⚡ Zero regrets. Infinite grip.
Ready to Own One of These Monsters?
At Obscure Auto Barn, we don’t sell cars. We sell audacity. Every machine we touch is built to break rules, turn heads, and raise eyebrows at the DMV.
Call us. Message us. Show up with a bag of cash, a questionable trade-in, or a story we can’t say no to.
Because let’s face it — you’re not normal. And neither are these cars.
